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it takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. a human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a pen¡s is 3 times the length of the thumb. the femur is as hard as concrete. a woman`s heart beats faster then a man`s. women blink 2x as much as men. we use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. the woman has read this entire text. the man is still looking at his thumb... like if this made you smile..



Like if -you`ve ever Ate all of your popcorn before the movie started -Spent an entire day in your pajamas- Accidently called your friend by the wrong name..- Laughed for 5-10minutes straight..- Couldn`t find your phone when it`s in your hand or- Felt like a ninja when you walk through the house at night..!! ;
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  • A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf...
    She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"...
    The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room...
    The message was to his mother!
    She didn`t listen and left him...
    He killed himself because she left him...
    She killed herself because he killed himself...
    Moral of the story: Don`t drop you pencil! :P
  • "Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn`t know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it."
  • Why BRA sizes are measurd as A,B,C,D,E,F not 1,2,3,4,5? because... A=As flat as Airport runway B=Barely Seen C=Comfortable D=Damn Gud E=Enormous F=Fake.
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