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Boy : Want to hear a joke? Girl : Sure. Boy : Knock knock. Girl : Who`s there? Boy : Marry. Girl : Marry who? Boy : Marry me. Girl: Omg! Yes! Boy: What? Girl: you asked me to marry you... Boy: Didnt i tell you it was a joke? Girl: Oh...



Like if -you`ve ever Ate all of your popcorn before the movie started -Spent an entire day in your pajamas- Accidently called your friend by the wrong name..- Laughed for 5-10minutes straight..- Couldn`t find your phone when it`s in your hand or- Felt like a ninja when you walk through the house at night..!! ;
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  • A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf...
    She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"...
    The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room...
    The message was to his mother!
    She didn`t listen and left him...
    He killed himself because she left him...
    She killed herself because he killed himself...
    Moral of the story: Don`t drop you pencil! :P
  • "Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn`t know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it."
  • Why BRA sizes are measurd as A,B,C,D,E,F not 1,2,3,4,5? because... A=As flat as Airport runway B=Barely Seen C=Comfortable D=Damn Gud E=Enormous F=Fake.
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