girl walks in* Girl:mom! Danny showed me his pen*s in school today! Mom:WHAT?!? Girl:*laughs* its like a peanut Mom:Really? it was that small?? Girl:NO! It was salty Mom:*faints*. LMFAOOO :)

Like if -you`ve ever Ate all of your popcorn before the movie started -Spent an entire day in your pajamas- Accidently called your friend by the wrong name..- Laughed for 5-10minutes straight..- Couldn`t find your phone when it`s in your hand or- Felt like a ninja when you walk through the house at night..!! ;
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