Guy: I`m jealous of your pillow. Girl: Why? Guy: because It sleeps next to you every night, it wipes away your tears, you hug it alot, and it gets to see you all the time.

Like if -you`ve ever Ate all of your popcorn before the movie started -Spent an entire day in your pajamas- Accidently called your friend by the wrong name..- Laughed for 5-10minutes straight..- Couldn`t find your phone when it`s in your hand or- Felt like a ninja when you walk through the house at night..!! ;
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