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my friend`s boyfriend broke up with her through Facebook.
she sent me the chat convo. :)
Chris: I don`t think it`s working out. I really just wanna be friends..
Kelly: Wow.
Chris: ...?
Kelly: I just thought you were different.
Chris: I`m sorry. We can still be friends.
Kelly: I don`t want to be friends. It would be too hard for me.
Chris: So i guess this is goodbye? :/
Kelly: Yes. But before I log out, can i ask you one thing?
Chris: yeah..
Kelly: Teach me how to jerk.
Chris: haha, um i don`t know how.
Kelly: Oh.. Well you certainly know how to act like one. :)
(Kelly is offline)
:)
i love this.




Like if -you`ve ever Ate all of your popcorn before the movie started -Spent an entire day in your pajamas- Accidently called your friend by the wrong name..- Laughed for 5-10minutes straight..- Couldn`t find your phone when it`s in your hand or- Felt like a ninja when you walk through the house at night..!! ;
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