I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how that it`s unfair that if a guy f*cks a different girl every week, he`s a legend, but if a girl f*cks just two guys in a year, she`s a s | u t.So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it`s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it`s a sh|tty lock.That shut her up..

Like if -you`ve ever Ate all of your popcorn before the movie started -Spent an entire day in your pajamas- Accidently called your friend by the wrong name..- Laughed for 5-10minutes straight..- Couldn`t find your phone when it`s in your hand or- Felt like a ninja when you walk through the house at night..!! ;
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