Before s*x, you help each other get naked, after s*x you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu*cked

Like if -you`ve ever Ate all of your popcorn before the movie started -Spent an entire day in your pajamas- Accidently called your friend by the wrong name..- Laughed for 5-10minutes straight..- Couldn`t find your phone when it`s in your hand or- Felt like a ninja when you walk through the house at night..!! ;
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