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Fat guy saw advertisment "lose 5kg in a week"
He cals & said i would like to join!
Lady : Ok be ready tomorrow at 6am.
Next morning He opens the door & finds a hot babe with shoes, underpants & shirt saying "If u catch me u can f*ck me!" & the girl starts running.
Guy starts running but couldn't catch her. so during the whole week he tried to catch her bt couldn't & loses 5kg.
He then asks for the 10 kg program. Next morning at 6 he opens the door & saw even hotter babe in bikini saying if u catch me u can f*ck me. He loses 10 kg dat week.
so he thought this program is awesome! Lets try 25kg.
but the lady said are you sure? Its really tough!!
next day at 6 he opens the door expecting to see a nude babe.
but finds a nude man saying "If i catch u i will f*ck u!!"
that week he lost 30kg ;) :P
Like if -you`ve ever Ate all of your popcorn before the movie started -Spent an entire day in your pajamas- Accidently called your friend by the wrong name..- Laughed for 5-10minutes straight..- Couldn`t find your phone when it`s in your hand or- Felt like a ninja when you walk through the house at night..!! ;
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