Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrat0r. She goes bal!stic, "You impotent ba$tard! How could you lie to me all these years?" Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "I`ll explain the toy, you explain the kids.....

Like if -you`ve ever Ate all of your popcorn before the movie started -Spent an entire day in your pajamas- Accidently called your friend by the wrong name..- Laughed for 5-10minutes straight..- Couldn`t find your phone when it`s in your hand or- Felt like a ninja when you walk through the house at night..!! ;
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